What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 17:30

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Dr No
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.